better then too twisted

Last friday Emma had a meeting with Eddie Macguire, who was in town begging for ad revenue (when i say meeting it was em's company-wide meet and greet)(when i say em's company i mean the company she will be working for before she kisses the media industry good-fucking-bye in a week's time)(so what i'm saying isn't that cool)

Well i asked if she could request i get my own tonight show. The response was Eddie would have to ring my mum first and ask for a reference. Well he hasn't rung yet!
i know he's busy and all, but if he wants to save his network - then hook me up dude!

I have a end of show catch phrase and everything "Stop fisting ya mum, you hump!"