Monday, January 30, 2006

my boys are back

On Sunday I went to a bridal expo where the estrogen count was so high my testicles retracted. I spent 2 hours glassy eyed trying to figure out why do you need chair covers and how they can cost $5.50 each to hire, as well as who the fuck would ever watch a wedding video. I also considered if Kayne West’s Gold Digga would be appropriate at our wedding, but shudder at the thought of my dad yelling ‘we whan prenup, we whan prenup’ in the background.

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