Maybe even a bigger one than i was before

It started with the announcement of Wally's fatherhood. Then with the birth of my half-brother. Now i find nothing nicer than sitting by the brazier after a day working and smoking a cigar.

Like a wanker

Though in my defence, it is by the fire so i'll end up stinky anyway. And i never intend to bang on about types, brands and source conutries - i only wax lyrical on acceptable vices like wine (and with close friends - comics). But what i do in the privacy in my home is up to me.

Because, apparently now -I'm a wanker.